Top 8: Things I Have Witnessed Today

1. Children throwing tantrums. Times about one billion.
2. Two 4-year-olds holding hands and swinging them back and forth.
3. Same two 4-year-olds walking down the aisle in the auditorium to craft time during Bible School.
4. Distracted child on bike plowing into tyke on tricycle. General mayhem and tears.
5. Two humongous bees going at it in the janky sideyard.
6. At least fourteen people trooping up to the beach with all their stuff packed sky-high onto one tiny wagon.
7. Child dropping entire blue (the flavor that makes the most resilient stain) sno-cone on the floor of the store. Twice.
8. "Jamie" Eugene Los in a frilly yellow party dress, pink boa, and blond wig.